oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

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"And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you."

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mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

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fxvl:

Intimacy.

Minolta XG-1. 

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“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

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"Listen and feel what is being revealed beyond what is said."

Awakened Vibrations (via awakenedvibrations)

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"'Come dance with me,' he says, taking my hand, and someday I'll explain to him that I already am."

Erin McCahan, Love and Other Foreign Words (via quoted-books)

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carlosadama:

I’m ok with this
“Han Burgundy” by Blake Armstrong

carlosadama:

I’m ok with this

“Han Burgundy” by Blake Armstrong

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heart:

in 8th grade i thought dubstep was an artist and skrillex was the genre

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